Proof Sweet Tea can benefit some
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he he rants and raves till he passes out.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that… When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth, just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he doesn’t rant and rave anymore he just passes out!”
Doctor: “Well that is great, you see now how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”
Have a great weekend
Edited 24/09/2011
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Twitter: comedyplus
Bwhahahahahaha. I’d kill him and that would end all the beatings too.
Have a terrific day and weekend.
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Twitter: Joyce_Lansky
*Groan*
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Yes Double Groan LOL
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Pillows are great for getting rid of drunken woman abusers. Fits over the mouth of passed out drunks perfectly.LOL
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I think locking out the drunk husband has the same results.
Twitter: laugh_quotes
I was wondering where this was going . . . Sorry I am so late on commenting, I missed this one.