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Senior Texting Codes
Seeings the kids have their own texting codes like WTF LMAO etc, I found some codes for the more mature person and thought i would share them with you…

ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’s the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

MRLKI – Must Run, Laxative Kicking in!

๐Ÿ™‚ Happy texting ๐Ÿ™‚


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  1. Russ
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    Thanks Steve. I needed them.LOL
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    I need these too. Sigh. Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up Steve.

    Have a terrific day. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  3. Colleen Dick
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    Damn, how do you expect these forgetful seniors to remember all that. Oh and BYOT? Where I come from I’ve never been at an event where teeth are supplied. I can see some toothless grampy stepping up to the bar and ordering a pair of pearly whites. What would that be, a corn-on-the-cob fest or something?
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  4. Rhonda@Laugh Quotes
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    Well done. My kids each have BFF bracelets with their respective friends. I think they will make me laugh forever now.
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  5. Nice Research!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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  6. Russell Davison
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    I often wonder as to how many of these will make it to print. If I look at the front of my Chamberโ€™s Etymological English Dictionary from 1966, it has an additional list of new words that were added too late to go into the printing of the main body of the dictionary. There is:

    ad., short for advertisement
    beatnik, a member of the beat generation
    cat, jazz addict: a hipster
    computer, a machine that calculates automatically
    cool cat, one who is making a success of the hipster way of life
    disk, a record e.g. for gramophone
    sixty-four dollar question, the most difficult question in a quiz
    square, one who is devoted to the orthodox in music

  7. Zach (My Sweetie Dark Chocolate) says:

    This one made me laugh the most- “ROFLโ€ฆCGU โ€“ Rolling on the Floor Laughingโ€ฆCanโ€™t get Up!”
    Bwahahaha! ๐Ÿ˜€
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  8. LOL! These are hilarious! Thanks!

  9. LMAO! I love these, thanks for sharing, do you mind if I share these on my blog too??
    Take Care,
    Janet
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