That Loving Touch

After 20 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt the husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down to her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at her uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.

As she became quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

He said, “I found the remote”.

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  1. Don E. Chute says:

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    B2, I was soooooo close. Early on I had it pegged as food, he was trying to find.

    The missing 3 Musketeer Bar.

    Happy trails…

  2. Russ says:

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    I thought he was after something he had lost. Never thought of the remote.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Something is very wrong with this guy. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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    I don’t know how that guy just stop after doing all this….. 😉

  5. Beware of CTRL+C says:

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  6. Sam @ Weekend Getaways says:

    That would be really embarassing for the wife. 😉

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    Hahah…If he keeps that behavior, I believe in the next time, what he lose is the TV.

  8. Colleen Dick says:

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    My ideal remote would have a hidden button known only to women that disables the TV until I tell it to come back on. and men wouldn’t know about it, they would tinker with the connections and stuff.

  9. Greg says:

    Another funny one ! Those remotes get lost in the most unusual of places.

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    I knew he was after someting and it wasn’t his wifes body…but the remote control wasn’t what I was thinking. I wonder if his wife gave him a slap for getting her all worked up and then letting her down.

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    LOL! That’s a cruel one!


    Missed reading your funny stuffs for about 2 weeks already… was busy on my PMP exam! Now it’s over and I am back here having some great laughs!

  12. Enfotainer says:

    I was expecting something like that just from the start.

  13. Lainy says:

    BWahahahahaha! He is sooooooooooooooo baddddddddddd!

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    I never saw that one coming, hilarious