The Blonde & The Crabs

crabA smart ass lawyer boarded an airplane in San Francisco with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator for safe keeping.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,
and mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin:

“Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in San Francisco please identify yourself by raising your hand!”

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Many lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Many blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think they are.
.So there.

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  1. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Hehehe – she got the crabs 🙂

  2. Joyce
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    Good one!

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I dealt with lawyers all my working life. I can attest that many aren’t nearly as smart as they thing they are. Good one.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂

  4. Rosey says:

    That’s a nice tip she got there to make up for his haughty behavior. 😉

  5. Rocks says:

    that’s a yummy reward 🙂 I so agree, not all lawyers are smart.