The Blonde

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The Blonde

A blonde was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife

“Your question is ‘What are the three main parts of the male anatomy’, and the answer is ‘The head, heart and penis.’

The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer. Her husband keeps reminding her, “The head, heart and penis.”Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, “For $100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds.”

“Um… the head.”
“Good. Eight seconds.”
“Um… the heart.”
“That’s right. Five seconds.”
“Oh… um… damn.
My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…”
“That’s close enough! You’ve won $100,000!” :mrgreen: 😯



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  1. Agent 54
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    Good guess!
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  2. I guess this blonde isn’t as stupid as we thought she was. She remembers what happens in bed, I guess. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have an enjoyable Sunday my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Tony McGurk
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    She’s not so dumb after all
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – reminds me of the “Pig in a Poke” at the beginning of “European Vacation” movie.
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  5. Mike Golch
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    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
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  6. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  7. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Guess we can just say she didn’t want to say that word on live TV!
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