The Canadian Salesman In Japan

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan ..

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.’

Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,’Manicures, $20..00′.

‘Why not?’ thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When A way from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit…….. which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

🙂 Have a great week 😉


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  1. Julie From Momspective
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    THAT. IS. AWESOME.

  2. Russ
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    I loved it. I didn’t expect that particular ending. But I figured it would be unpleasant for fifty cents.

  3. It sure wasn’t a happy ending…and I’m sure there is a moral in that story!

  4. Loved it!! So true about vending machines in Japan where you can just about get everything. Well almost everything………
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  5. blogwithric says:

    funny, its really a joy to visit and read your posts.

  6. stevebethere
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    @ blogwithric
    Cheers! Ric and thank you for visiting 🙂

  7. cheap hotels says:

    Ahahahahahaahha That just brightened up my day! thanks for sharing!