A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
“What’s wrong with him?”, he asked his assistant.
“He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives.”
“You idiot” said the chemist, “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives.”
“Of course you can” the assistant replied, “Look at him………he daren’t cough now!!” 🙄
PS Just got back from my mate’s funeral, he died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.