The Cough Syrup

Tuesday Titter
A pharmacist walked into hisTuesday Titter shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

“What’s wrong with him?”, he asked his assistant.

“He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives.”
“You idiot” said the chemist, “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives.”
“Of course you can” the assistant replied, “Look at him………he daren’t cough now!!” 🙄


PS Just got back from my mate’s funeral, he died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I’d be afraid to cough too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda
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    LOL – love the first joke, the second is a bit twisted, but a fun bonus 🙂
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  3. Joyce
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    I imagine a box of laxatives would stop anyone from coughing . . . that is anyone dumb enough to take them.
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