A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and count again”.
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.”

Maybe they all should have a another drink. Also those two are kinky aren’t they. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a kinky Thursday Steveo. See ya my friend.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL @ kinky ๐
Thanks for being kinky by Paul ๐
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh brother.
Have a feettastic day Steve. ๐
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL i will Sandee ๐ฟ
Twitter ID: tonymgurk1
Ha!!! Alcohol can really mess up your math skills.
Have a Drunktastic day Steve
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Thanks for counting by Tony, have a stupendoustastic weekend ๐
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
Wow, that’s a lot of alcohol. Thanks for another laugh.
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And feet LOL ๐