The Drunk Miscount

laughA wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and count again”.
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.”




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  1. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    March 31, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Maybe they all should have a another drink. Also those two are kinky aren’t they. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a kinky Thursday Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    March 31, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh brother.

    Have a feettastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Tony McGurk
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    April 1, 2016 at 7:50 am

    Ha!!! Alcohol can really mess up your math skills.
    Have a Drunktastic day Steve
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    April 1, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Wow, that’s a lot of alcohol. Thanks for another laugh.
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