The Erection

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

“I had a terrible day.” replied Roy . “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”

“I see” said his wife, “but how did you get the black eye?

Roy replied: “Wrong room.”

šŸ™‚ Have a great Sunday šŸ™‚

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  1. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog
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    HAHAHAH – very clever and very funny too x

  2. Greg says:

    Steve,,, That is too funny. That one had me rolling on the floor! That was hilarious!

  3. Thanks alot mate Steve, this is a really very funny šŸ™‚ Iā€™m bookmarking this page!!

  4. I enjoyed that tale – although I did wonder where the story was going for a while.

  5. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. I just love your jokes. This is a great one.

    Have a terrific day. šŸ™‚

  6. Russ
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    Cracked me up Steve. Had to call my wife in to read this one.

  7. Mike Golch
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    Good one.

  8. Sam @ Weekend Getaways says:

    Now I understand why many people have black eye… šŸ˜‰

  9. Beth
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    What are the odds………………just keeping of the line, “what you should see the other guy!”

  10. Don E. Chute
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    Sheesh…
    I need to book myself into that Hotel. They be havin’ boners all over the place.

    Further investigation may have revealed a field of boners and you know where there is smoke, there is fire.

    Aloha.

  11. Art of RetroCollage
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    I think I’ll skip that hotel.

  12. Enfotainer says:

    I really enjoyed this one! Shared this with my friends and they couldn’t stop laughing…

  13. bingkaycoy says:

    Ooopsssssssss……that’s bad….hilarious/

  14. stevebethere
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    @ bingkaycoy
    LOL thanks for stopping by šŸ™‚