Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I had a terrible day.” replied Roy . “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”
“I see” said his wife, “but how did you get the black eye?
Roy replied: “Wrong room.”
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HAHAHAH – very clever and very funny too x
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Steve,,, That is too funny. That one had me rolling on the floor! That was hilarious!
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Thanks alot mate Steve, this is a really very funny
I’m bookmarking this page!!
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I enjoyed that tale – although I did wonder where the story was going for a while.
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Imaginations run riot at times
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Bwahahahahahaha. I just love your jokes. This is a great one.
Have a terrific day.
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Haha! thanks for your constant feedback Sandee
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Cracked me up Steve. Had to call my wife in to read this one.
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It’s funny how dick jokes get a different kind of response lol hope she liked it
Good one.
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Cheers! Mike
Now I understand why many people have black eye…
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LOL
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What are the odds………………just keeping of the line, “what you should see the other guy!”
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I suppose in a joke you would lol
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Sheesh…
I need to book myself into that Hotel. They be havin’ boners all over the place.
Further investigation may have revealed a field of boners and you know where there is smoke, there is fire.
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I really hope you enjoy your stay
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I think I’ll skip that hotel.
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Either that or not sleep LOL
I really enjoyed this one! Shared this with my friends and they couldn’t stop laughing…
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Give them some smelling salts lol
Ooopsssssssss……that’s bad….hilarious/
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