The F Word

History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word:

10th – “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the f*** did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so f***ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the f*** are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the f*** was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!” – JFK, 1963

AND … drum roll please ..

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word …..

“Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?” – Tiger Woods, 2009

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  1. Dieter Moitzi says:

    This is f…ing hilarious! My favourite is — Ta-Damm! — Michelangelo. I can almost HEAR him say that sentence.

  2. Russ says:

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    Good one’s Steve. I could think of a few more.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha, they are all great but that last one had me spewing my coffee all over the monitor. Yep works for me.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚

  4. Colleen Dick says:

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    I can think of LOT more! but I’ll spare you

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    They just seemd to get funnier and funnier. I could think of few regarding some naughty UK footballers, but they might fucking sue me if I say anything…

  6. Slappy Bear says:

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    Number 10 had me laughing, but when I got to number one, I was in fits and giggles, cheers, you’ve made my day πŸ˜‰

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    Great research though about F word history. πŸ˜‰

  8. Don E. Chute says:

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    B2- What a F*%#ing HOOT…You beat Letterman’s F*%#ing list all to F*%# !

    btw b2, I did a Stumble Upon on this one F*%#ing aye!


  9. Lainy says:

    LOL! You definitely made my day, Steve. Thank you for the hilarious stuffs πŸ˜‰