The Flight

flightAirborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the
following painful announcement..:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mixup one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering
service… I don’t know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals… I truly apologise for
this mistake and inconvenience.”

When passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued.. “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”

Her next announcement came 90 minutes later…

“If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available.” 😯 :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I wouldn’t be eating either.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – this is so funny, and so likely to be the outcome. I would have been the odd one to take the food. I also love that photo you added today. Thanks for featuring me 🙂
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  3. Jason Salas
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    Fantastic!
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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Well, i’d have to take the dinner, since even a tiny bit of a drink puts me to sleep!
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  5. Joyce
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    I would have totally gone for the dinner. 🙂
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