The Free Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community
service this week.’
The florist was pleased and left the shop..
When the barber went to open his shop the next
morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept
money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door..

Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill,the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.’
The MP was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
MP’s lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS/NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASONS!

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  1. Shailender @ Romantic Getaways says:

    Hi Steve,

    You’re totally correct here. You’ve mentioned the basic difference between a citizen and politician. Politicians don’t believe in giving, they always prefer taking from others. 😯
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  2. C.A.T. says:

    Ironically LOL. It’s just so true.
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  3. Peter J says:

    Wow, that was amazing and totally true. Can’t seem to find a politician who would bother giving something. :/
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  4. Comedy Plus says:

    It’s exactly the same over here. Bwahahahahahaha. Oh wait! Why am I laughing.

    Have a terrific day. :)
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  5. Art of RetroCollage says:

    An old one but a good one. And oh SO true!
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  6. Zach June says:

    Somehow funny but a sad truth as well!

    Hope you are having a wonderful day Steve! :)
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