The Giggling Nurse

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh.

“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse to Fred, a patient. “I’m a professional, in over twenty years I have never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen, its length and width were almost identical to those of a triple AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out, and then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed herself as well as she could.

”I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me, on my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
It’s swollen,” Fred replied…..She ran out of the room. 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Oh my!

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Art of RetroCollage
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    Yuk yuk
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  3. Rick says:

    Ha ha ha… At first I was a bit envious of the AAA size body part but then… Kidding. I had to show this to my wife. One of the funniest stories we’ve read in quite some time. Awesome!
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  4. Gforce says:

    ohh! that is so funny! brought tears of laughter to my eyes hahaha!
    Reminds me of one of the nurses reaction here in the Philippines recently – and it was even shown on primetime news. The news feature was about young lads going for circumcision this summer, and this particular boy took an hour of the minor surgery instead of the usual 15 minutes.. and it was just due to his peewee. Sad for the boy,yet it was no big issue. But the nurses reaction indeed! Oh well, it happens! (shrugs) lol!

  5. Joyce
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    My son’s used to look like that. I wonder if it’s changed in 24 years?
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