The Hospital Bill

Hospital bill
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor, the paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen, she asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.” 😯


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  1. Rhonda
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    This is REALLY funny. This might be my new favorite joke. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love it.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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    LOL – very funny xx

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    Bwahahahahahahaha
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  5. Rosey says:

    Joyce is spreading good rumors over at her place about your blog, so I came to visit. I visit anyway, but it was a good excuse to do it today. 🙂

    LOL at the funny.