The Hotel Bill

The Hotel Bill

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast.”
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the ‘standard rate’ so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: “the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.”

‘But I didn’t use them,” she said.

”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here,” the Manager said.

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!”

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. “But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00.” ”That’s correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager.

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with Senior Citizens

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  1. Joyce says:

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    This is great! I love dipping into the archives every now and then.

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  2. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Lol! A good laugh is a nice way to start the day.

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  3. Tattoos For Girls says:

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    What’s 6 inches long…has a head on it…And drives women crazy? A $100.00 Bill. Hehe

    BTW Great Story Steve 😀

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  4. blogwithric says:

    haha, that’s a good laugh

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  5. stevebethere says:

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    @ Kids island
    Heheh!
    Thank you for your feedback 🙂

  6. Ash@seychelles guesthouse says:

    LOL. Didn’t see that one coming.

  7. KlayeBlayk says:

    OMG, like LoL! 0.0

  8. zezebel says:

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    Hahahahahaha Steve.
    You never stop giving me a good laugh woould you?

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  9. Greg says:

    That’s too funny! LMAO Steve. You have a great comic mind!

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