Silly Sunday – The Irish Talking Clock

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The Irish Talking Clock

After closing time at the bar, Paddy was proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of his friends asked..
‘It’s not a gong. It’s an Irish talking clock,’ the drunk replied.
‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.
‘YUP, it is’ replied the drunk.
‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
“You A**HOLE! It’s 3:15 in the MORNING”




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12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Irish Talking Clock”

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  1. Rosey says:
    October 1, 2017 at 10:54 am

    There is definitely talking involved, lolol

  2. Rhonda Albom
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    October 1, 2017 at 11:38 am

    Isn’t hi-tech wonderful.

  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    October 1, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Ding Dong,Ding Dong. Can he use it for a doorbell?

    Have a great day Steveo. I’ll still be watching golfing but it doesn’t start until 12:00 pm my time. You”ll probably be just having dessert and tea after dinner I think. Oh well, enjoy my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Sandee
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    October 1, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Looks like it works just fine. How fun.

    Have a tittertastic SSS. 🙂

  5. mimi says:
    October 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Heeheehee! It works!

    Hope you are having a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  6. Cathy Kennedy
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    October 2, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Steve,

    Oh, this is a good one! I’m surprised the Irish Talking Clock didn’t have multiple voices speaking all at once. 😀