Saturday Giggle – The Lady & The Cowboy

measureA lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $200.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
“Don’t be flattered…..Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.” :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Good one.

    Have a fabulous weekend my friend. 🙂
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  2. I can’t wear cowboy boots, only normal boots, large.
    Have a sizable Saturday stevebethere. Enjoy my friend. See ya

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! And ouch!
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  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Poor guy. What a blow to his ego.
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