The Law Student

questionA young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question.. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright so what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.” :mrgreen:

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Excellent answer.

    Have a sunnytastic day my friend. ☺

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  2. Very logical and very understanding. It’s logical that his wife would want a young lover because the professor can’t make it in bed. That’s smart to me. What isn’t logical is the fact that she married him in the first place. Dah!!!!!!!!!!

    Steve my friend, have a logical Thursday. Now that sounds very logical to me. I think I’m being far to logical today myself. Ha,ha,ha.
    See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    Have Steveo, did you understand what I even said because I didn’t. LOL See ya.

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! He learned something new, that professor did!

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  4. Chinmay says:

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    In a long while something had me in splits! Poor Professor!

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