The Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to
eat grass.”

“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the
lawyer said.

“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree.”

“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!”

“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
“Sir, you are too kind.”

“Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it.
You’ll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high.”

. . .you really didn’t think there was such a thing as a heart-warming
lawyer story…did you???? 😯


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  1. Petro Neagu
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    That’s a very good one! I actually almost fell for that good heart lawyer thingy 🙂

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. I knew there was a catch to this. Lawyers are all about themselves. Look at Washington D.C.!

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. Joyce
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    I’m married to a kind lawyer, but he’s used to these types of jokes and they don’t bother him.
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  4. Tomas
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    The reality greatly differs from what is expected. Such contradiction inspire all my artworks too. Yet while your story touches the heart for sure, the impact of pictures on my blog Art by Tomas remains in constant doubt. However I dare to think you would recognize the ambiguity there too
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