The Lone Ranger And Tonto Go Camping

For those that can still remember The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? ‘

‘The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’

‘What that tell you?’ asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ‘Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?’

You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent.’

๐Ÿ™‚ Have a great Sunday ๐Ÿ™‚

6 Responses to “The Lone Ranger And Tonto Go Camping”

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  1. AVCr8teur says:

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    I always thought Tonto was smarter. Haha! Have a nice weekend!

  2. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog says:

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    Just goes to prove that cowboys aint the smartest of people PMFSL @ the joke Steve

  3. Greg says:

    They must have had been really smoking the peace pipe to miss having their tent stolen..