Ever had an overzealous boss?
*THE NEW BOSS*
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make £400 a week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.”
He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy £1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
The CEO, feeling pretty good about himself, looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”
From across the room a voice said . . . .”Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.” 😯
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Twitter ID: grampyandyou
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Good one Steve. I knew it had to be something like that. It got a good chuckle out of me.
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Serves him right hahah!
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LOL – best pizza delivery tip ever. Thanks for joining in at Silly Sunday.
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LOLROF!
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Bwahahahahahaha. Serves him right.
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Hahaha! Serves him right! He just wanted to impress! He deserves to be fired!