The New Doctor

Went to the doctor’s office the other day at my wife’s request and found out our new family doctor is young female and drop-dead gorgeous.
I was a bit embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.”

I said, “my wife thinks my penis tastes of strawberries.” 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. You’re so bad.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Unofficial Chart Blog says:

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    LMFAO – and I bet he likes to supply his own “Cream” LOLOLOL

  3. stevebethere says:

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    @ UCB


  4. Mike says:

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    Funny. I had a surprise in real life like that, very pretty new doctor, but didn’t think to try that.

    • stevebethere says:

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      @ Mike
      You seemed a bit slow of the mark there Mike LOL 🙂

      • Mike says:

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        Well, she was so busy telling me that with all my bad habits, I was going to die. I looked at her after a few minutes and told her; “I don’t know what they taught you in med school, but you’re going to die, too.” We had a good laugh,and she was my doctor for a few years.

  5. Joyce says:

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    From the picture, I bet she has seen that one before.

  6. Stacey at RealWorldMom says:

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    LOL! Well played! 🙂