Tittertastic Saturday – The New Sentry

laugh3New sentry was on guard duty at the main gate. His orders were clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.

The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”

The general said, “Drive on!”

The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker.”

The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on.”

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?” 👿 😯


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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That would be quite a dilemma.
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  2. Smile and let the old coot by and then shoot him just be careful that you don’t hit the driver.

    Steveo, enjoy yourself today. Have a pint for me since I can’t. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    He needs to shoot the person he’s talking to. That leaves the driver safe.

    Have a tittertastic day. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda says:

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    Maybe he supposed to shoot both?
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