The Nursing Home

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Great Grandpa, Billy G, walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’

Billy said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age!

One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.’

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, Billy dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all said in unison,’You’re 93 years old!’

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, Billy asked, ‘How in the world did you guess my age?’

Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed…..

‘We were at your birthday party yesterday.’ 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. You have to watch out for those little old ladies.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. meandu
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    How embarassingly funny! Enjoyed this and am still laughing.

  3. Mike
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    That’s hilarious. Reminds me of a few Grandmas I know

  4. Rocks
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    hahahahaha!!!funny grandmas :))

  5. Joyce
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    LOL! I guess he forgot. 🙂

  6. Mike Golch
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    that’s one fine gotcha if I ever heard one.

  7. Rick says:

    Hee he he… that’s just not right 😉 “geriatric humor” always makes me laugh!

  8. Rhonda
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    Hilarious! I am a bit behind on reading, but I am really glad I stopped by here. Too funny.

  9. Art of RetroCollage
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    Never underestimate a woman, regardless of age.