The Office Party

Barry woke up after the annualHangover office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Mary,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself.”
“You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face.”
“He’s an asshole,” Barry said. “I could p*ss on him.”
“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him ” said Barry.
“I did” said Mary, “That’s why you’re back at work on Monday….” :shock:

xx HAPPY VALENTINE xx

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I’m thinking he needs a new wife and a new job. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day Steve. :)
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  2. Rhonda
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    hehehe, not really sure what else to say. Happy day.
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  3. Joyce
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    LOL! Leave it to Mary to fix his problem.
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