The Old Sailor

The Old Sailor And The Working Girl

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,

but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’

The prostitute replies, ‘Well, old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’
‘Three knots? he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’
She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and your knot getting your money back.

:-)Thursday Titter 🙂


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  1. ramaraobobby
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    Sailor’s Knot in the strongest of positions – can’t slip in and is readily at liberty.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Well there you have it.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  3. Poor old sailor he needs to go and get himself some of those little blue pills…
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  4. Greg says:

    Bwaaaa! That’s a good one Steve!
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  5. Russ
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    I loved it Steve. Still laughing.

  6. Mike Golch
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    Yeh that sounds about right.
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  7. cape safaris says:

    Classic joke. Really caught me off guard, just showed the entire office this one