The Penguins Ritual

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

The old ones are best


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Yep this is Steve humor indeed. Bahahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Mike Golch says:

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    good one!

  3. Steve says:

    ohhh! Groan!

  4. I had a good laugh! Hahaha!
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  5. bj says:

    so, they really know how to dig a hole?

    and they can sing?!!
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  6. Steve says:

    Excellent!!!

  7. Don E. Chute says:

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    …’that nobody can deny, that nobody can deny, B’s a jolly good ffffffeeeeeeelllllooooooo….

    Happy
    Trails.
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  8. Enfotainer says:

    And I thought I was the one who knew everything about Penguins…LOL
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  9. papabear@kisahberuang.com says:

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    how cool those penguins are.. LOL!
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  10. Joie says:

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    I thought it was for real until the song Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow. The article just complete my day.
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  11. Zach (Fledgling Blogger) says:

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    Hahaha! Nice one! Like it! 😀
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  12. Lainy says:

    You just made my day again, Steve. I had a great laugh! 🙂

  13. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    That’s a good one! Thanks!
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