The Perfect Put Down

🙂 One for the ladies 🙂

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and laughing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, ‘Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?’

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, ‘I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.’

The husband replies, ‘What did he say about your middle-aged arse?’

‘Your name never came up,’ she replied

🙂 Have a great week 🙂

14 Responses to “The Perfect Put Down”

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  1. Russ says:

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    Good one Steve. Men never know when to keep the big mouth shut.

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    LOL – Funny enough to read to my hubby. Thanks.

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    That should teach him to keep his big mouth firmly shut! Bouncing up down on my bed in the nude sounds like fun…I wonder what my girlfriend would say if she caught me…

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaha. I love it. A. Lot. Thanks for my first laugh of the day.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  5. Colleen Dick says:

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    Har! I thought arse only referred to the actual booty in UK, I never heard people going around calling eachother arse, but I’m glad the Amuhrican is fully equivalent. What an educational posting! And thanks again 4 the traffic from teh feature

  6. Joyce Lansky says:

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    That’s a great one. Thanks for posting.

    KeyWord Luv won’t pick up my feed. 🙁

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

  7. Don E. Chute says:

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    LMAO, but don’t you just hate being the butt of a joke?

    Aloha FSSF!

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    Great reply, I don’t think husband will ask anything again. 😀

  9. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    I am so grateful both of us appreciate each other as we are.

  10. Phantasistoscope says:

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    Lucky that conversation wouldn’t take place in my home!

  11. iTunesAppBlog says:

    Its always better to know when to shut up. 😛

  12. Zach says:

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    That is so ridiculous! LOL

  13. Sharon @ Spotting Fakes says:

    Haha – Nice one!!!

  14. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Why she stays married to him I don’t know!