One for the ladies
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and laughing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, ‘Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?’
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, ‘I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.’
The husband replies, ‘What did he say about your middle-aged arse?’
‘Your name never came up,’ she replied
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Twitter: grampyandyou
Good one Steve. Men never know when to keep the big mouth shut.
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Twitter: laugh_quotes
LOL – Funny enough to read to my hubby. Thanks.
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Twitter: london_is_cool
That should teach him to keep his big mouth firmly shut! Bouncing up down on my bed in the nude sounds like fun…I wonder what my girlfriend would say if she caught me…
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Twitter: comedyplus
Bwahahahahaha. I love it. A. Lot. Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
Have a terrific day.
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Twitter: tixrus
Har! I thought arse only referred to the actual booty in UK, I never heard people going around calling eachother arse, but I’m glad the Amuhrican is fully equivalent. What an educational posting! And thanks again 4 the traffic from teh feature
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Twitter: Joyce_Lansky
That’s a great one. Thanks for posting.
KeyWord Luv won’t pick up my feed.
Joyce
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Twitter: donechute
LMAO, but don’t you just hate being the butt of a joke?
Aloha FSSF!
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Twitter: trendsatglance
Great reply, I don’t think husband will ask anything again.
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Twitter: RetroCollageArt
I am so grateful both of us appreciate each other as we are.
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Twitter: phantasistoscope
Lucky that conversation wouldn’t take place in my home!
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Its always better to know when to shut up.
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Twitter: zach_june
That is so ridiculous! LOL
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Haha – Nice one!!!
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Twitter: RetroCollageArt
Why she stays married to him I don’t know!
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