A plumber knocks on a house door. A young guy answers wearing lipstick knee high boots and stockings and suspenders and smoking a joint.
The plumber is a bit shocked but manages to say. Is your mum in son? The young lad says does it fucking look like it?

Twitter ID: therealmegaman
Now What’s the plumber doing there?
@ megaman
To either mend a leak
or borrow some of the guys lipstick before he starts work lol 🙂