The Preacher

thoughtThere was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” Again, the preacher replied, “No God will save me.” Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!” 😯 😯 😯


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  1. And they say preachers are smart men. Ha,ha,ha.

    Hey my friend, have a wonderful Thursday and keep warm. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Not the brightest candle in the box was he. Bless his heart.

    Have a boattastic day. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Most of the help He sends is clearly recognizable!
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