The Pregnant Blonde

I'm a blonde so thereThe other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean there’s more?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam’s Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack, both tests came out positive!” 😯

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Lucky for her she didn’t get a six pack.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart. I’m so happy for her.

    Have a twintastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Joyce
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    Too funny. I had to share this one.

    Mazel Tov to the blonde having twins.
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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Bless her!
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  5. Tony McGurk
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    Blondes really do in fact lower the IQ of planet earth
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