The Proud Elderly Gentleman

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What do you mean “What sins” ? What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Then why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘ I’m 92 years old …. I’m telling everybody!’

😉 Have a great weekend 😉

13 Responses to “The Proud Elderly Gentleman”

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  1. Russ says:

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    He has the right idea. I would be telling all.LOL

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Of course he’s telling everyone. Bless his heart.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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    Of course he deserves to tell his stamina to everyone that he can do even at 92. 😀 😀 😀

  4. Colleen Dick says:

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    hehehe. Well at 92 even a Catholic gentleman would probably not consider it a sin.

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    Hopefully when I get to 92 to I have such fun to look forward too. I get his point you wouldn’t want to keep something like that to yourself…

  6. Don E. Chute says:

    Yeah Baby! I’d be walking, talking, and carrying a sign^5.


  7. Enfotainer says:

    Doing such things at 92 years of age…simply a great job…how can it be sin 😛

  8. iTunes App Blog says:

    Is it even humanly possible? LOL..Good job. Good job.