An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Man: ‘What sins?’
Priest: ‘What do you mean “What sins” ? What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’
Priest: ‘Then why are you telling me all this?’
Man: ‘ I’m 92 years old …. I’m telling everybody!’
Have a great weekend 
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Twitter: grampyandyou
He has the right idea. I would be telling all.LOL
Twitter: bethere2day
@ Russ
I think I would brag at that age too
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Twitter: comedyplus
Bwahahahahahaha. Of course he’s telling everyone. Bless his heart.
Have a terrific day.
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@ CP
It is a bless is little heart moment too LOL
stevebethere recently posted..MM ~ Desireless
Twitter: trendsatglance
Of course he deserves to tell his stamina to everyone that he can do even at 92.
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@ Anu
He will probably rest for the next year now awwww
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Twitter: tixrus
hehehe. Well at 92 even a Catholic gentleman would probably not consider it a sin.
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@ Colleen
I agree Colleen LOL
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Hopefully when I get to 92 to I have such fun to look forward too. I get his point you wouldn’t want to keep something like that to yourself…
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@ William
LOL i agree
stevebethere recently posted..MM ~ Desireless
Yeah Baby! I’d be walking, talking, and carrying a sign^5.
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Doing such things at 92 years of age…simply a great job…how can it be sin
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Is it even humanly possible? LOL..Good job. Good job.
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