The Proud Parents

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacy and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey
hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them:

‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t
marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
£4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
£2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not really sure what to do.
What do you suggest?’

At this point, the girl’s father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

‘You shag her again.’

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  1. rj's mama says:

    funny =D

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  2. Beth says:

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    Relevant story for many families these days. I really love the word ‘shag” and cannot understand why it isn’t used more often in the US!

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  3. Andrew says:

    Nice, very nice joke!

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. I’m going to have to steal this one. I just have to. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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  5. Shailender @ Romantic Getaways says:

    Very intelligent father, He don’t want to miss this opportunity at any cost. 😯

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  6. Arslan says:

    long but cute joke… good… for may be you should go and read my jokes at, hope you will love them

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  7. C.A.T. says:

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    Now this is what I call “family investment.”

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  8. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Cute joke. The detail really makes it.

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  9. Greg says:

    Funny! Now that’s a caring father. I guess the girls more or less taking one for the team…

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    That really is a father with his daughters best interests at heart. I had a funny feeling there was going to unconventional ending to the story…

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