The Pudding Robbery

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An article which appeared in Ireland’s The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, ‘At least we’ll have a bit to eat.’

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.. Instead, all the safes contained covered little little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

‘IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING’….:shock:




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  1. Joyce
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Oh no! Surely they didn’t eat the pudding! Yuck!!!
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  2. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Oh yuck. I am with Joyce on this one, surely they didn’t eat it. Eewww. Thanks so much for adding my banner. I was going to have a grab a banner button, but I couldn’t figure out how to make it work – I am glad you did 🙂 Maybe by next week 🙂
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  3. Silly Willy & Fluffy says:
    August 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Too funny. We have one thing to say!
    Who.s your Daddy?

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    August 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    @ Silly Willy & Fluffy
    LMAO best response so far 🙂
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  5. Comedy Plus
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    August 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Bwahahahahahaha. Thank goodness most robbers aren’t very smart.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  6. iTunes App Blog says:
    August 23, 2011 at 7:11 am

    RLOL. Outrageously hilarious!
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  7. javed says:
    August 26, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Like it. It was really funny.