The Purina Diet

A man was at his local Tesco’s supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for his daughters Springer Spaniel and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

What did she think he had, an elephant? So, since he was retired and have
little to do, on impulse he told her that no, he didn’t have a dog, he
was starting the Purina Diet again.he added that he probably shouldn’t,
because he ended up in hospital last time, but that he had lost 2 stones
before he woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his
orifices and IVs in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry.. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. (By this time
practically everyone in queue was now enthralled
with his story.)

Horrified, she asked him if he ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned him. He told her no, he stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter’s arse and a car hit them both.

15 Responses to “The Purina Diet”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. Megaman says:

    Twitter ID:

    Stupid arse!