The Rabbi

A man goes to see the Rabbi. ‘Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.’

The Rabbi asked, ‘What’s wrong?’

The man replied, ‘My wife is poisoning me.’

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, ‘How can that be?’

The man then pleads, ‘I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?’

The Rabbi then offers, ‘Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.’

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?’
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, ‘Take the poison’


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  1. papabear@kisahberuang.com
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    haha.. good advice..
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  2. Russ
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    That probably is very good advice in some cases.LOL
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Are you saying that she’s a b**ch? Bwahahahahahahaha.

    I’m stealing this one.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Oh and I’m the blog of the week. Woo hoo and thank you. Cool. 🙂
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    • stevebethere
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      @ Jackie
      I have added your links, although it was a bit confusing as 2 of your blogs have the same title in your Entrecard profiles, I have worked it out what’s what now.

      Thanks for the exchange

  5. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh and for helping me out while I was on holiday. 🙂
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