An airline pilot finishes giving a message to the passengers and forgeting to turn off the intercom says to his co-pilot
“That’s us done for the next 3 hours so I’m going to have a shit then I’m going to shag the arse off that new blonde stewardess’.
In the cabìn the stewardess hears him and rushes down the aisle to tell him to turn off the intercom.
Half way down an old lady grabs her arm and says “No need to rush love he’s having a shit first’!!!!