The Senior Citizen

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………

“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    This could be a blonde joke you know. Bwahahahahahaha. This little old lady probably forgot to take her medication. Just saying.

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  2. Steve says:

    I wonder what she would have thought if it was cheerios.

    Sandee – Hoe about a blond little old lady?

  3. Steve says:

    I wonder what she would have thought if it was cheerios.

    Sandee – How about a blond little old lady?

  4. Don E. Chute says:

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    WTF!

    …Or it could have been a box of goldfish crackers…

    Happy Trails…
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  5. Russ says:

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    I have heard that one before. But it is still very funny. I have a box of nuts and bolts. Maybe she could sort them for me.

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    Oh boy she has problems! I hope the cup of tea worked!
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  7. Greg says:

    Cock a doodle doo! It would have been something if the puzzle was the prize in the bottom of the cereal box
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  8. Colleen Dick says:

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    hehe, I hadn’t heard that one before. Well we can move from making fun of the blond to making fun of the blind.
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  9. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Ya got me with that one! That was new for me
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  10. Lainy says:

    Hahaha! I can’t stop laughing over here, Steve. Where have u been getting all these? LOL!