The Smart Drunk

πŸ™‚ Tasteless Tuesday πŸ™‚

In a wine factory the regular taster died and
the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.
They gave him a glass of wine. He tried it and said,
“It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss.
Another glass.
“It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.”
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also name the father!

😯 Never underestimate anyone 😯

15 Responses to “The Smart Drunk”

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  1. That is so horrible, but it did it’s job and made me laugh. It’s been some time since I’ve read a good joke.

  2. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    OMG – That is funny

  3. C.A.T.
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    LOL! It’s kinda gross, but still…LOL!

  4. Shailender @ Valentine Vacation says:

    Wow! The drunkard was very intelligent & sharp minded. I love it…

  5. Zach
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    Hahahahaha! Brilliant drunkard!
    I definitely agree, never underestimate anyone. πŸ™‚

  6. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. I’m going to have to steal this one too. It just has to be done. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚

  7. Gladot says:

    hahahaha..that was funny..it looks like the guy taste everything. His lucky he only had the urine…lol

  8. Greg says:

    Another good one, always bring a laugh Steve thanks. He’s got great taste buds if he can tell all that from a urine sample.

  9. Art of RetroCollage
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    Just sniff before tasting any white wine.