The Smart Elderly Lady

A Young guy with a perfect body and six pack found himself unemployed, so in order earn some money he put a sign outside the door of his flat…

  • In bed – £100.00
  • On the couch – £50.00
  • On the floor – £25.00
  • Not long after that an elderly woman walks passed his door…
    She stops to read the sign, and then quite thoughtful goes back home… There she decides to break her piggy bank and take the few savings she had left…
    and with the money she heads back to the young man’s flat..

    Knock…

    Knock….

    The young man opens the door and the old lady hands him the money, the boy touched by this, gives her a peck on the cheek and after counting the money tells her:
    There is £100.00 here so you wanna do it in bed?

    The old lady replies…
    Don’t be naive young man, i wanna do it 4 times on the floor!!!

    😯 Never underestimate senior citizens 😯

    Tweet about this on TwitterShare on FacebookShare on Google+Share on LinkedInPin on Pinterest

    21 Responses to “The Smart Elderly Lady”

    Read below or add a comment...

    1. Comedy Plus
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      Bwahahahahaha. You can’t fool old people. Bwahahahahahaha. 🙂
      Comedy Plus also recently posted..Saint PeterMy Profile

    2. Zezebel@Sabahan Bloggers Club
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      Hahahahahaha…. Why did he put that stupid ads…. 😉
      Zezebel@Sabahan Bloggers Club also recently posted..We are backMy Profile

    3. Lainy says:

      ROTFLMAO! Never underestimate old people’s ingenuity, LOL!

    4. Enfotainer says:

      4 times on the floor? LOL

      And Steve, the pic was hilarious too, just gave me a creep how the guy did 4 times on the floor..LMAO
      Enfotainer also recently posted..Unlock iPhone 4 – 3GS iOS 431 Using Ultrasn0w 121 How To GuideMy Profile

    5. That was hillarious except when i thought about the visual I almost vomitted LMFAO
      ed@Spokane Chiroprator also recently posted..If You Ever Use the WebMD Website- Read This!My Profile

    6. Don E. Chute
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      @ 175 it would have gotten her 1 roll in all 3 places…but I guess 4 on the floor beats a straight anytime.

      Myself I’m as good as I once was…but I’m only once, as I ever was.

      Happy Trails…
      Don E. Chute also recently posted..FEDERALIST FRIDAY IS MOVINGMy Profile

    7. hehe
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      Hahahaha funny! Of course this would happen! What did he expect :P?
      hehe also recently posted..I need a dollar!My Profile

    8. Steve says:

      Darn it! The guy is undercutting my rates.

      Have a great day!

    9. Greg says:

      He didn’t think this one through to well, now did he. I’ve given you an award Steve. Check out my next post.

      I always love coming by your blog. Love the Jokes!

    10. Haha, if he had spent some time thinking about this, he might have saved himself some trouble. Hilarious!
      rohan @ 365 things to do in dc also recently posted..51 Bohemian Caverns Jazz OrchestraMy Profile

    11. Russ
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      Another thumbs up for your joke Steve.LOL I was thinking about a little service over here. Not many men. I am the youngest. I come to you.LOL

    12. Art of RetroCollage
      Twitter ID:
      says:

      Never underestimate the power of an older woman!
      Art of RetroCollage also recently posted..Limited Time Promotion – Yellow Jessamine by ZivaMy Profile