The Smart Elderly Lady

by stevebethere on April 10, 2011

in Silly Stuff

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A Young guy with a perfect body and six pack found himself unemployed, so in order earn some money he put a sign outside the door of his flat…

  • In bed – £100.00
  • On the couch – £50.00
  • On the floor – £25.00
  • Not long after that an elderly woman walks passed his door…
    She stops to read the sign, and then quite thoughtful goes back home… There she decides to break her piggy bank and take the few savings she had left…
    and with the money she heads back to the young man’s flat..

    Knock…

    Knock….

    The young man opens the door and the old lady hands him the money, the boy touched by this, gives her a peck on the cheek and after counting the money tells her:
    There is £100.00 here so you wanna do it in bed?

    The old lady replies…
    Don’t be naive young man, i wanna do it 4 times on the floor!!!


    :shock: Never underestimate senior citizens :shock:

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    Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. You can’t fool old people. Bwahahahahahaha. :)
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    stevebethere
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    @ CP
    Especially desperate ones having said that i ain’t got long to go lol

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    Zezebel from Sabahan Bloggers Club
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    Hahahahahaha…. Why did he put that stupid ads…. ;)
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    stevebethere
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    @ Zezebel
    LOL how are you Zezebel nice to see you again :-)

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    Lainy

    ROTFLMAO! Never underestimate old people’s ingenuity, LOL!

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    stevebethere
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    @ Lainy
    LOL

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    Enfotainer

    4 times on the floor? LOL

    And Steve, the pic was hilarious too, just gave me a creep how the guy did 4 times on the floor..LMAO
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    stevebethere
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    @ Enfotainer
    I hope your ok and now recovered lol :-)

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    ed from Spokane Chiroprator
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    That was hillarious except when i thought about the visual I almost vomitted LMFAO
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    Don E. Chute
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    @ 175 it would have gotten her 1 roll in all 3 places…but I guess 4 on the floor beats a straight anytime.

    Myself I’m as good as I once was…but I’m only once, as I ever was.

    Happy Trails…
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    stevebethere
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    @ Don
    Once, seems to plague you Don LOL :-)

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    hehe
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    Hahahaha funny! Of course this would happen! What did he expect :P ?
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    stevebethere
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    @ hehe
    Your name is so apt lol :-)

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    Steve

    Darn it! The guy is undercutting my rates.

    Have a great day!

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    stevebethere
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    @ Steve
    Do you advertise Steve? :-)

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    Greg

    He didn’t think this one through to well, now did he. I’ve given you an award Steve. Check out my next post.

    I always love coming by your blog. Love the Jokes!

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    stevebethere
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    @ Greg
    Thanks for the award Greg, and for your feedback it is appreciated :-)

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    rohan from 365 things to do in dc

    Haha, if he had spent some time thinking about this, he might have saved himself some trouble. Hilarious!
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    stevebethere
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    @ rohan
    At least the lady had a good time LOL :-)

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    Russ
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    Another thumbs up for your joke Steve.LOL I was thinking about a little service over here. Not many men. I am the youngest. I come to you.LOL

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    Art of RetroCollage
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    Never underestimate the power of an older woman!
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