The Virgin

minnesotaA man proposes to his girlfriend of one year. She says yes, but has one condition. “I will marry you but I want to get married in Minnesota,” the woman says. “There, you can meet my family and we can have a beautiful ceremony. Only then can we consummate the marriage.” The woman, who is a virgin, says she has no experience with sex and wants her first time to be a memorable one. The man, because she is young and beautiful, obliges, and suggests they leave for Minnesota as soon as possible.

The next day, they got on a bus from New York. The only other passengers were members of a high school hockey team.

After 100 miles on the road, the bus breaks down and everyone has to get off the bus while it is repaired. While the man and woman wait, the man suggests the two go off into the woods and have a little fun since the bus won’t leave for another hour. She is flattered, but says: “I think we should wait,” and so they get back on the bus.

After another hundred miles, the bus breaks down again. Everyone gets off the bus and waits for it to be repaired. Again, the man asks his girlfriend to sneak off while they wait. “How about now?” he asks. “This journey is taking forever and I cannot wait any longer!” Flattered, she insists they wait until they arrive in Minnesota. Everyone soon gets back on the bus.

For a third time, the bus breaks down. The man figures it is not worth bothering his girlfriend a third time. “She might become annoyed and not want to marry me,” he thinks. Suddenly, she takes his hand, brings him into the woods and she experiences her first time.

As they are walking back to the bus, the man cannot help but say: “That was wonderful. You are a skillful lover! But what made you change your mind about having your first time after the wedding?”

The women looks at him and says: “Well, the hockey team said ‘By the time we get to Minnesota, the frigging season would be over.'” 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Thank god it wasn’t a baseball team.

    Have a virgin of a day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. mimi says:

    Who knew there was a season! Heeheehee!
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  3. Joyce
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    Ha. Too funny.
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Too funny. Thanks.
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