Saturday Giggle – The Wine Taster

wineAt a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said: ‘It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.’ “That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass…. This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results’

“Correct.” A third glass… “It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished.

He winked at his blonde 26 years old secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father. 😯


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9 Responses to “Saturday Giggle – The Wine Taster”

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  1. Ha,ha,ha,ha. What a great taster and he’d better get the job.

    Have a snowy Saturday Steve. Oops, that’s wrong, that’s my Saturday. I hope there is sun in your area. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. He’s good.

    Have a winetastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, he’s had years to hone his craft and he knows his business!
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  4. Jay @CraftySpices
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    LOL… That is so funny.
    After that I am sure he got the job and they never talked about it again.

    Hope you are having a wonderful weekend!!!
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  5. Joyce
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    Whoa! He’s got that one.
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  6. Tony McGurk
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    Ha Ha!!! I bet he got the job too
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