The Wish

The WishA man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said.’Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.’
The Lord said; ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,’Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy’.

The Lord replied: ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge? :mrgreen: πŸ˜€


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  1. Petro Neagu
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    Lovely, Steve! Even God is afraid of women, huh πŸ™‚

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I resemble that remark. Good one Steve. The bridge building would be far more successful.

    Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day. πŸ™‚
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  3. Joyce
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    LOL! Ain’t that the truth!

  4. Joyce
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    I clicked too soon.
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  5. Chinmay Chakravarty
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    The GODdamned truth! Ha..ha..ha!

  6. Mike
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    just goes to show how difficult it is to understand women. If even the maker is clueless, what chance do the rest of us have?
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  7. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    Very funny Steve x

  8. An oldie but a goodie.
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