Silly Sunday – Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids!!!

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Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids!!!

laughA guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello.’
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, ‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.’

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  1. Tony McGurk
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    Ha Ha Ha!!! Sometimes it’s best to withhold all the personal information until you know the full story
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  2. mimi says:

    Um, like not telling the kid where he’s from until you find out if he wants a geography lesson! Very funny one.
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  3. Agent 54
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    Gotta keep those skeletons in the closet. TMI
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Sometimes it’s better to just keep your mouth shut. Good one Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
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    • Joyce
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      That’s funny. An older teacher I used to work with waved at a young man from across the movie theater. After the movie, she approached the man only to realize she didn’t know him. She said, “I’m sorry. I thought you were the father of one of my children.” He gave her an odd look and took off.
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  5. Rocks
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    Oh My!! hahaha :) So next time don’t assume and speak until you’re so sure of it :D

    and just so you know.I actually shout BROUHAHA….hahahaha!!
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  6. Rhonda Albom
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    Oh my, that is really funny. Thanks for the giggles.
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  7. tonygreene113
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    This is a hilarious bit of comedy. I’d rather read this than watch baby drama on tv.
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