Three Sisters

There was these three ladies called Alice, Gladys and Fanny.
There was a bit of a do on in the village, so Alice said: Let’s go, it will be great fun, there will be some lads there and we’ll have a fantastic time.
Gladys said: But we haven’t got any nice clothes. Don’t worry about that said Fanny, we’ll go to the village and buy one frock each. So they bought their frocks took them home and tried them on.

But what about shoes, said Gladys. We’ll go to the village and buy some. Alice was a size 10, Gladys was a size 12 and Fanny was a size 15. So they went to the village and bought some shoes for everyone apart from Fanny, the shop just didn’t sell shoes that big. But Fanny said: What about me, I havn’t got any shoes to wear because they don’t sell shoes my size. I don’t know said Alice and Gladys. I’ll just have to stay home, said Fanny.

So Alice and Gladys went to the do in the village and had a wonderful time, they met two good looking lads, who danced with them and bought them drinks, they were very polite. At the end of the evening the lads started to walk the girls home, Alice and Gladys were in front with the two lads at the back and the lads said: by golly haven’t you two got big feet. Alice and Gladys said: yes, but wait ’til we get home and see the size of our Fanny’s!

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  1. April Fools Day Stevebethere. ” but wait ’til we get home and see the size of our Fanny’s!” ha,ha,ha. I bet the two lads were shocked that they didn’t get see the fannys they were more interested. I loved it. Have a wonderful evening to finish out Wedneday. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Rosey says:

    Well that could be misconstrued! πŸ™‚

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. I’ll bet the guys picked up their pace. Good one Steve.

    Have a fannytastic day. πŸ™‚

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    OMG!!! that is hilarious!

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    the ladies and their shoes :)…oh my..

  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Be careful whose name you throw around!