Titertastic Saturday – Lexophiles

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  • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
  • The batteries were given out free of charge.
  • A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
  • A will is a dead giveaway.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
  • Police were summoned to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  • A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tyred.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • The chap who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
  • He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
  • When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
  • And the cream of the twisted crop:
  • Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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  1. Happy New Year my friend, Steveo. I hope that 2017 will be much better for your health and me. Enjoy the day. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Thanks for the grins, and Happy New Year! May 2016 bring you great joy!
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  4. Rosey says:

    lol

    Here to wish you a very happy new year!

  5. Rhonda Albom
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    Those are good ones.
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