TitterMcTastic Saturday – Irish And Blonde

laugh3An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!”
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb……
But all men…Are men!
😯 😉


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  1. mimi says:

    To quote Boudreaux, “Dat be fo’ true what you jes’ say!”
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  2. How much did that brilliant blonde make. I want to meet her at the casino the next time she wants to take her clothes. I’ll hold them for her. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a thoughtful Saturday Steveo. What a brilliant thought my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS: See you for a week.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Of that you can be sure. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    I’m still looking good on your sidebar. Thanks a million.

    Have a tittertastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    That’s the truth.
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