TitterMcTastic Saturday – Lightning Strike!

Whorehouse Sues Local Church Over Lightning Strike!

What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada

lightningDiamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D’s progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer.”

But late last week ‘Big Jugs’ Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church … “was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business — either through direct or indirect divine actions or means.”

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, “I don’t know how the hell I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it’s all bullsh*t. 😯

8 Responses to “TitterMcTastic Saturday – Lightning Strike!”

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  1. Jeff Albom
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    Be careful for what you pray for … ?

  2. I bet that the men in the Baptist church are crying that their women prayed so hard. The men were praying hard so that the brothel would get built quickly so that they could they get there. I guess their prayers weren’t heard.

    Have a great afternoon Steveo and stay away from the Baptist church. You never know what can happen. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere
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      Haha! I bet they did too mind you it just shows you the way people think when things look different LOL

      I bet ‘Big Jugs’ Jill Diamond was in her element 😯

      Thanks for floating by Pauleo always like your witty comments 🙂

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love this.

    I’m still looking mighty fine on your sidebar. Thank you.

    Have a tittermctastic Saturday Steve. 🙂

  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yes, prayer is powerful, but both the law and insurance companies will tell you no one can be held accountable for a Divine action.