TitterMcTastic Saturday – Pickle Factory

shockedFred Spoons worked in a pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Fred to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Fred tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
His wife gasped and ran over to her husband, she quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, “I don’t understand. What about the pickle slicer?
Fred replied, “I think she got fired, too.” 😯 😉

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8 Responses to “TitterMcTastic Saturday – Pickle Factory”

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  1. That pickle slicer must have enjoyed slicing his pickle.

    Well Steveo, I enjoy having pickles with my hamburgers. Enjoy the afternoon my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Some things should never be done at work. That’s one of them.

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    Have a fabulous day my friend. 🙂
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  3. Pam Greer says:

    Ha that’s a good one!

  4. Jeff Albom
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    Stop jerkin my gherkin 🙂
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