I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Can You Cry under Water ?
How Important does a person have to be before they are considered Assassinated instead of just murdered ?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham actually have ?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?
Why is it that people say “they slept like a baby” when babies usually wake up every 2 hours ?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
Why are you in a movie, but on tv ?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then pay money for binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change ?
They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is a “bra” singular and “panties” plural ?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours ? they’re both dogs !
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made from vegetables, what is baby oil made of ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
Why do the “alphabet song” and “twinkle twinkle little star” have the same tune ?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your bum ?
Did you notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in the car, he sticks his head out of the window ?
If you go to heaven and have wings, what if you’re scared of heights? 👿