TitterMcTastic Saturday – Ponderisms

WonderingI used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Can You Cry under Water ?

How Important does a person have to be before they are considered Assassinated instead of just murdered ?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have ?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?

Why is it that people say “they slept like a baby” when babies usually wake up every 2 hours ?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?

Why are you in a movie, but on tv ?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then pay money for binoculars to look at things on the ground ?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change ?

They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why is a “bra” singular and “panties” plural ?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours ? they’re both dogs !

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made from vegetables, what is baby oil made of ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the “alphabet song” and “twinkle twinkle little star” have the same tune ?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your bum ?

Did you notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in the car, he sticks his head out of the window ?

If you go to heaven and have wings, what if you’re scared of heights? 👿


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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee!

    Dippy the Goof, who is now called Goofy, is like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. They are supposed to be thought of as “people” who just happen to look like a Mouse or a Duck or, in Goofy’s case, a Dog. Pluto is actually the family dog for Mickey.

    Hope that helps!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I did do this. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous tittertastic Saturday Steve. 🙂
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  3. Guess what? I’m back Steveo my friend.

    ” Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ”

    I hope not. I hope that I don’t need to wear nothing. Ha,ha,ha.

    I hope that enjoy your evening Steveoriner. I’m tying to think of different ways to give your name fantastic ones. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Oh no. I’ll be thinking about these all day 🙂
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